How Do I love Thee?

You are looking at the greatest tennis player of all time, my secret boyfriend, Roger Federer.  Isn't he beautiful?   Today he won the French Open and as I watched the emotional trophy presentation ceremony,  I became a little teary-eyed, as if I knew him personally.  Here are all the reasons I love Mr. Federer:

1. He is so smooth!  Just look at this photo...yummy!
2. He is the most graceful player I have ever seen.  He makes it all look so easy - never even breaking a sweat as he faces hours long matches.
3. He always keeps his cool. He never has outbursts (like McEnroe or Djokovich) and even when things aren't going his way he presses on until the tide turns in his direction.
4. He accepted the French Open trophy today in a speech given in both french and english, and could have thrown in some swiss-german if he wanted.  Again, smooth!!
5. His backhand is a thing of beauty.
6. He is not afraid to cry.  He cried when he lost Wimbeldon to Nadal.  It was heartbreaking! He has cried when he has won too, including today. I cried a little too.
7. He is now tied with Pete Sampras for 14 major slam victories - the most of any player ever.  
8. He has now won all 4 majors  - French Open, Australian Open, U.S. Open and Wimbledon, on all surfaces.  He is a machine!!
9. He accepts defeat with incredible dignity - always giving props to his competetors and giving them the credit they deserve.
10. And last but not least....HE IS BEAUTIFUL!!  I will watch him play any day, in any match.

And now, I will leave you with some photos for your viewing pleasure.  Ladies and Gentlemen, Roger Federer.